Welcome to Cunt Town
Let’s face it—if you’re here, you’re a cunt and you've likely escaped from the Cunt Farm because someone left the gate open again. And we mean that in the most lovingly offensive way possible. Cunt Town is where cunts from around the globe come to revel in their glorious cuntiness. Whether you’re here because you’re curious or because someone sent you a link with the words “check this out, you absolute cunt,” you’ve found your new home.
What Is a Cunt?
Ah, the age-old question. A “cunt” can be a lot of things. Sometimes, it’s a term of endearment among mates. Other times, it’s used to describe someone who’s a bit of an arsehole. Here at Cunt Town, we embrace both meanings—and everything in between. Are you an unapologetic troublemaker? A lovable rogue? A sarcastic know-it-all? Congratulations, you’re a cunt!
Join the Community of Cunts
Here at Cunt Town, we celebrate the things that make us cunts. Honesty? Check. Wit? Double check. A tendency to say things that make people gasp and laugh at the same time? Triple check. If you’ve ever been called a cunt and thought, “Yeah, fair enough,” then this is the community for you.
Rules for Being a Cunt
Not all cunts are created equal, so let’s lay down some ground rules:
- Be Authentic: Don’t be a fake cunt. Be a real one.
- Be Funny: If you’re going to offend someone, make it hilarious.
- Don’t Be a Complete Dick: There’s a fine line between being a lovable cunt and just being a dick. Know the difference.